Trump's Trousers

You do have to hand it to Donald Trump, the man is just too dumb to know when he is beaten and to prove it he turned up to make a speech yesterday where he claimed China should pay reparations over the coronavirus pandemic, demanded credit for the USA’s vaccination programme, repeated his claims about the validity of the 2020 election and defended his relationship with Vladimir Putin and he did all this while wearing his trousers the wrong way round.
It really shouldn't be too difficult to make sure your trousers are the right way round, the fly being at the front is the biggest clue but the obvious reason is that he just can't be trusted to dress himself but there are also rumours that he had 'a little accident' just before taking to the stage and turned the trousers around as the wee-wee stain would have really shown up stood front and centre of the crowd.
Whatever the reason, it is good that ol' pissy pants Don is still giving us something to laugh at despite him no longer being in power but i do wonder if the 85 million Americans who voted for him still consider him the better option.