Your Government Ladies And Gentlemen

 It seems that even being totally effing useless and feathering your own families pocket with millions worth of Government PPE money isn't enough to get you the sack from Boris Johnson's Government so breaking your own rules isn't going to do it so Health Secretary Matt Hancock lives to continue being useless another day which is good news for those who he handed out contracts to including his sister (£300,000), pub landlord friend (£30,000,000) and the brother of the woman he is (rumoured) to be having an affair with and has received millions of pounds worth of NHS contracts.
After CCTV of Mr Hancock and Gina Coladangelo kissing was leaked, he has come out to say that he admitted breaking social distancing rules and had 'let people down' and was 'very sorry' which is obviously enough for Boris Johnson who is no stranger to extra marital affairs himself and is saying that he has accepted the Health Secretary's apology considered the matter was now closed.
Whether Mrs Hancock wife for 15 years or Mr Coladangelo's husband will be quite so keen to brush it under the carpet is another matter but the public will be less forgiving considering that at the time of the incident, Mr Hancock was on TV setting the rules that people must keep their distance from anyone not in their household or support bubble unless for 'work purposes or for the provision of voluntary or charitable services' so unless the health secretary believes the embrace was part of a work meeting, or in Mrs Coladangelo's case, an act of charity to play tonsil tennis with the hapless Minister he broke his own rules.
Another interested party may be the Government adviser, Professor Neil Ferguson, who Hancock said would back the police in any action they wished to take over the breaking of social distancing rules by having his lover visit him at his home, adding that Ferguson was correct to step down from his position on the government’s Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage) as the social distancing rules 'are there for everyone and are deadly serious'.
In a Government were having affairs, handing out tax payers money and contracts like sweets to friends and family as well as wasting billions, lying constantly, dog whistle politics, racism and a death toll of 150,00 through sheer incompetence is not enough, then breaking your own pandemic rules with a woman not your wife and sending NHS contracts to her brother wont do it either..move on, nothing to see here.