High Fives In Moscow When Trump Elected

Despite the initial fears, it was nice that Donald J Trump's time as President ended in a smooth transition and America was made Great again, - just kidding, it all ended in a riot, a nation split and large swathes of the country full of disease so pretty much as expected really or as Russia expected when they plotted to put Trump in charge, or as they called him, the mentally unstable, impulsive and unbalanced one.
Papers leaked from Russia show that Putin was urging a plan to interfere in the race for the White House with the goal of destabilising America and causing social upheaval so it must be all high fives and butt slaps in the Kremlin because that was well and truly mission accomplished.
Following a not so secret meeting seeing as they actually had official photos taken before, during and after it, Putin ordered the head of his foreign policy directorate, Alexander Manzhosin, to arrange a multi agency strategy that would weaken and undermine Hillary Clinton and positively effect Trump and once the Trump victory was assured, they reminded him of the 'Kompromat', or compromising material, they had on him specifically that infamous video of the prostitute party he held in the Moscow hotel which ended with the Hotel cleaners ordering the industrial strength washing powder for the urine soaked bed sheets.
With the threat of piss party video's appearing on YouTube overshadowing his Presidency, Trump did seem to have a strange aversion to pointing his chubby little fingers at Russia for anything to the point of siding with the Kremlin over his own government agencies after a joint appearance with Vladimir Putin in which he accepted the Russian leader’s denial of election meddling.
America may have a grown up in charge now but the upheaval from the Trump years will reverberate for years to come especially as much to Russia's joy he is still around spitting out his deranged poison and stirring up his less than savvy supporters with continued nonsense but the UK Politicians should take note that Putin managed to maneuver a useful idiot to the top job in America who was 'impulsive, mentally unstable and an unbalanced individual' and we have Boris 'watermelon smiles' Johnson in charge so they should be checking if the Russians interfered here to bring that idiot to Downing Street and have any videos of Boris standing amongst some suspiciously wet sheets in a Moscow hotel.