Tuesday 16 November 2021

Santa Not Coming To Town For Anti-Vaxxers

The mad Anti-Vax brigade are threatening to boycott Tesco over their Chrismas advert which shows a double-jabbed Father Christmas showing off his Covid vaccine pass but that suits me fine if they stay out of the store, means the rest of us can shop safely in the knowledge that we won't catch their germs or their stupid.
The ad shows a potential hiccup on Christmas Eve and people panicking as a TV news headline reveals that Santa may have to quarantine to travel internationally but Father Christmas whips out his mobile phone to reveal his NHS vaccination app showing that he has been double-jabbed and is allowed to get into the country to deliver his presents.
Gammon faced anti-vaxxers have taken to their parents spare room to vent on social media and contact the Advertising Standards Authority to say that the advert is coercive and encouraging medical discrimination, over 3,000 of the morons have stopped watching their cartoons long enough to submit a complaint for which the ASA have said they will see if an investigation is warranted into a potential breach of the rules.
Tesco have said that they: 'Set out to create a campaign which took a light-hearted view on how the nation is feeling and the advert reflects the current rules and regulations regarding international travel'.
Seems fair but we know who Kriss Kringle will not be visiting this year don't we, no presents for you this year Cov-idiots.

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