Oh my God, there has been another shooting, 14 people killed.
Wow, where was this one?
Oh...another loony gun nut then.
Yep, the usual barking mad gun laws and crackpots with easy access to guns. Another latte?
Yes please, and a slice of that coffee and walnut cake please.
Raining again i see...we would be snowed in if it was colder.
Did you hear about Debbie from accounts...Fran told me she and...(fade)