I stumbled out of bed this morning and while i was brushing my teeth and trying to free a slice of bread that was wedged in the toaster, i heard the radio commentator repeat something that Donald Trump had said about a possible treatment for Coronavirus.
I assumed, because it was so outrageously awful, in my sleepy bread and toothpaste related state i had misheard because even him, as moronic and ignorant he is, even HE wouldn't have said such an absurd thing.
It was only when i saw that the maker of Dettol disinfectant put out a statement that their product: 'should not be ingested under any circumstances, our disinfectant products should not be administered into the human body through injection, ingestion or any other route' that i realised that he did say what i thought i heard him say.
'Right, and then I see the disinfectant, it knocks it out in a minute, one minute and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning' he said before adding: 'I'm not a doctor. I am a person that has a good, you know what' he added while pointing to his head and not explaining what we knew he had a good one of but we can assume he didn't mean brain or hairstyle obviously.
It beggars belief that you would say such a thing but then again it is mad that a disinfectant company felt it had to put out a statement saying don't drink or inject it.
Trump supporters were obviously not towards the front of the queue when intelligence was being handed out but even they wouldn't drink disinfectant, would they? The Dettol people obviously thought some might so stepped in to say ignore the massive orange idiot.
As for Trump drinking it, knock yourself out, as you said about another failed cure you were pushing recently, what's the worst that could happen?
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When i heard his pathetic excuse i laughed and thought i wonder just how gullible would someone have to be to believe that? Turns out as gullible as you.
It seems almost cruel to laugh at you if you are that easily fooled so i will just smile kindly, shake my head and hope there are no sharp objects around you.
Oh my, you really were sucked in by that lame satirical excuse. Laughably poor even for you.
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