Political Transfer Season Open's

The football transfer season has opened with my team throwing money towards Portuguese and Brazilian teams for a couple of players already but what if we could swap out not just our footballers but our politicians as well.
Boris Johnson is as popular as a bout of wind here and the Ukrainians seem to like him so they could have him on a free transfer although i'm not sure what Volodymyr Zelenskyy's position is on fiscal policy or environmental issues although to be fair he has been rather busy with other problems recently so it wouldn't be a straight swap so we would have to look around to see which Nation's leader we could make an offer for to replace Johnson.   
Joe Biden of America always looks like somebody had just woken him up and could drop back off to sleep at a moments notice so he's out as is any right wing leader, we have had enough of those ballsing things up thank you so don't call us, we will call you Brazil's Bolsonaro, Hungary’s Orbán, Lukashenko of Belarus, Poland's Morawiecki, Erdoğan of Turkey and Italy’s Sergio Mattarella.
Warmongers such as Israel and Russia, you can keep your guys and religious nutters need not apply so all you Middle Eastern johnnies, don't sit by the phone because it isn't going to ring.
Xi Jinping of China look's kinda cuddly but is not a big fan of a free media so my job would become much more harder so from what i can see our list is down to three, Macron of France, Trudeau of Canada and Ardern of New Zealand.
As easy on the eye as he is to look at, Trudeau has that black mark on his book from when he had that black stuff on his face and i like Macron but it has to be Jacinda Ardern of New Zealand, her reaction to the shooting in Wellington and the Covid pandemic left us admiring what a proper World Leader should look like so we should open negotiations, offer her a decent remuneration package and get her to sign a 5 year contract and if she passes the medical, install her in number 10 immediately.