I wasn't aware that Iran was planning to invade the USA soon but they must be because the National Rifle Association of America (NRA) have wheeled out a US country music singer to issue a video threatening Iran on behalf of the 'gun-wielding, alligator-wrestling folks of America'.
Charlie Daniels who once sang a song about the Devil involved in a fiddle contest made the warning to 'the Ayatollahs of Iran and every terrorist you enable who have yet to meet the frightening farmers, cowboys, truck-drivers and swamp folks in Cajun country who can wrestle a full-grown gator out of the water'.
Obviously still feeling the effects of sniffing his gun barrel, the Santa look-a-like continued his mad rant by adding: 'You might have met our fresh-faced flower child president and his weak-kneed Ivy League friend. You haven't met the heartland, or the people who will defend this nation with their bloody, calloused, bare hands, if that's what it takes'.
Clad in Native American markings which act as a reminder that the same bloody, calloused hands are not averse to a bit of genocide themselves, he ends by slurring 'you've never met America. And you oughta pray you never do'.
Iran is yet to reply regarding meeting American swamp folk or releasing it's plans to forcibly overtake America but i don't know about the Devil coming down to Georgia but it seems either Mr Embarrassing Lunatic or Mr Hard Drugs has paid a visit to Charlie Daniels recently.
My advice would be to stick to the Country and Western singing Chuck or even better, don't.