Donald Trump's used to starting fires but now he has one to deal with literally as Trump Tower in New York goes up in flames.
Witnesses say it started off looking small with just a little bit of smoke but then doubled in seconds and the Fire Service said it went from a 2 Alarm to a 4 Alarm just as the Orange Moron was tweeting it was out.
The cause of the fire is not immediately apparent but conspiracy theories will abound with one to be that he was burning papers related to his Russia collusion and especially the bank statements from Deutsche Bank at the centre of Robert Mueller's investigation.
Another theory could be that he was just about to release his tax returns but they were on the floors of the fire, so sad, and he was so looking forward to showing how much tax he had paid over the last decade.
My theory is that he is such a consummate liar that the old rhyme of 'liar liar pants on fire' came true with his pants simultaneously catching alight in the wardrobe and burning down the skyscraper but the destruction of evidence is more probable, or even an electrical fault.
Shame he never had a group of pissing Russian prostitutes around him this time when the Stable Genius really needed them, they could have put the fire out before it took hold!
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