Spongebob Squarepants Incendio

Just because they believe the World was created by a man nobody has ever seen who lives in a cloud, it doesn't mean all Christians are crazy but where once it was just asking them about the dragons, unicorns and talking snakes in their holy book which would elicit a huffy reaction, now you only have to whistle the tune to Spongebob Squarepants because he has made it onto the list of things which the messengers of the Lord have their rosary beads in a bunch over.
Obviously i somehow missed the episode where the little yellow fellow steps out of the closet inside his Pineapple House wearing a spangly thong and humming YMCA because apparently Spongebob Squarepants is as queer as a cucumber or so the Churchy types say because their being accepting of others comes to a screeching halt when it comes to a man loving anyone other than a woman.
The Christians say that by showing children a cartoon which stars a character who is so obviously homosexual is manipulating and brainwashing our kids into considering homosexuality as 'normal' and we all know that the all loving Jesus isn't going to stand for that crap but another character who apparently burns Jesus's bunions and corrupting childish minds is Harry Potter.
So switch off Spongebob and pitch Potter into the dustbin because nothing should distract from the parents brainwashing their children with stories of misogyny, homophobia and superiority over other religions so they can grow up to be as intolerant and as bigoted as they are.