Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Except in January, March, November Or December)

The old expression claims that it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all but if you have found yourself suddenly single, always remember there are plenty more fish in the sea although whether a relationship with a Halibut is a good idea is your own affair but as we have just moved into April, your relationship is probably okay for now because it isn't one of the five times in the year when the population of Dumpsville increases.
Using facebook data as a guide, it has been calculated that the most break-up-iest times of the year when relationship implosions happen are January 1st when one partner decides the start of a new year is time to reflect on their life and they want to begin the new year with a fresh start.
Make it past the New Year and the next danger date is February 14th as Valentines Day as all that talk of love and relationships forces any cracks in your relationship to show but the next danger date comes around before the cards and chocolate wrappers are still in the bin as Mid March brings sunshine, more time outdoors and the realisation that being cosied up at home in Winter is very different to the soon to be
here long, sultry nights.
So you make it through Summer and the sight of each other in bikini's and budgie smugglers and then the Calendar pages turn to November and the Christmas things are in the shops and thoughts turn to the opposite of the mid-March period and whether one partner really wants to be holed up with the other person for the next five months.  
The final time to navigate is early December when Christmas is steaming at us over the horizon and that focuses minds on whether they want to spend money on a present and stuck with someone they are not all that into over the fun Christmas and New Year's Eve periods.
The most important thing to keep in mind is that all things happen for a reason and now that he or she is out of your life you can find someone that isn't an absolute douchebag because lets face it, if they dumped you because they didn't want to buy you Christmas Present, they are complete douchebag's and it wasn't you, it was 100% them.