Tory Hat-Trick For MP David Warburton

Conservative MP David Warburton was little known outside of his constituency but the married father of two has found himself catapulted into the headlines when a picture emerged of him next to four lines of suspicious looking white powder, several women reported him to parliament’s harassment watchdog for sexual assault and the parliamentary commissioner for standards is investigating a £100,000 loan from a Russian businessman, Roman Joukovski, without declaring it.
One former aide says Warburton coerced her into returning to his flat and then touched her inappropriately and the second was taken to his flat, touched her against her will and physically stopped her from leaving. Both women struggled to get a hearing due to his wife being the parliamentary aide responsible for reporting it is his wife.
Following the Tory MP hat trick of sex and drugs allegations as well as trousering Russian money, Warburton has had the whip removed and insists that he has 'enormous amounts of defence, but unfortunately the way things work means that doesn’t come out first'.
The ever dependably ridiculous far right Daily Mail journalist Sarah Vine thinks that the MPs alleged sexually assault, snorting cocaine & receiving Russian money is a sign of a midlife crisis and she may have a point so to all you people pointing fingers, let he or she who has not been accused of alleged multiple sexual assaults, photographed with lines of cocaine and loaned £100,000 by a dodgy Russian businessman cast the first stone.