Saturday 9 April 2022

Trump The (Awful) Businessman

We know what the first two fattest Presidents of America have been doing recently but we haven't heard much about the third fattest but he has been busy setting up a new Media outlet called 'Truth Social' which as expected, has turned into another failed business venture to go with all his other failed businesses.
How a man who has been declared bankrupt on at least five occasions can pitch himself as a great businessman is a mystery but it appears that it isn't about to become the 'media powerhouse' as promised, it will enter the history books alongside his other great failures such as Trump Airlines which defaulted on a $245 million loan and surrendering ownership of the airline to his creditors.
There was also Trump beverages (abandoned before making it to market), Trump: The Game (discontinued after poor sales), Trump magazine (folded after 2 years), Trump Mortgage (defaulted), Trump Steaks (pulled after two months for poor sales), Trump’s travel site (folded after 12 months), Trump Communications Company (abandoned before launch), Trump Tower Tampa (collapsed after being sued by buyers), Trump University (shut down and facing lawsuits) and Trump Vodka (abandoned after poor sales) Trumps Cologne (discontinued after poor sales).
The ultimate business failure has to be Trump casinos which should be a licence to print money but ended in £3 billion debt and bankruptcy  so the theme seems to be if something has the name 'Trump' on it, avoid it because it's a dog.
As a businessman he wasn't great but as he took a $19.9 trillion when he took the Presidency and increased it to $27 trillion when he left office, he wasn't any great shakes at national economics either but as his weight went from a hefty 16.9 stone (244 pounds) at the start of his Presidency to a morbidly obese 17.4 stone (244 pounds) when his morbidly dense supporters rioted 4 years later, he was good for the profits of fast food outlets as well as spray tan vendors.
The fattest President was 340 pounds or 24 stones of William Taft followed by Grover Cleveland who broke the scales at 280 pounds or 20 stones but if we suspend belief and Trump does become the 47th President, he may yet have a success and be the fattest President ever to go with his successes in already being the dumbest and most perverted.

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