Before i became known as the worlds most well known assassin, i was a famous actor in my own right starring in several plays but i gave it all up to protest against President Lincoln's abolition of slavery in the United States.The assassination was part of a wider plot with Vice President Johnson supposed to also become dead but i did my part of the plot and fled on horseback to southern Maryland and, 12 days later, at a farm in rural northern Virginia, was tracked down hiding out in a barn.
In order to smoke me out the authorities set the barn ablaze and as i stumbled out, they shot me in the neck paralysing me and i died a few hours later.
So i am in the history books as being responsible for perhaps the most infamous crime in American history, shooting a popular American President so the question should be why hasn't the current unpopular one been shot yet?
Four years the lardass has been sitting there annoying people so i think there must be a conspiracy not to shoot him especially as he lives and works, well plays golf anyway, in America where you can buy a gun in a supermarket and 40,000 people are gunned down every year so why is he not one of them?
He is surrounded by CIA agents and they all have guns so why hasn't one of those shot the little squirt yet?
Assassins are just not what they were back in my day.
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