I’m a typical Aries, passionate, motivated, confident and of the opinion that astrology is total horse hockey or at least i was until it was discovered that the ancient Babylonians were a bunch of slackers and left off one of the star signs which means now everyone has to shuffle around to accommodate a 13th sign, some snake handling oddball named Ophiuchus.
I have now gone overnight from an Aries Ram full of fire, passion, brashness and passion to a empathetic, mystical, romantic and trustworthy Pisces Fish. Oh God! It's all true!
We could completely rethink the entire zodiac system in order to produce accurate horoscopes or we could just ignore it because astrology is nonsense but then i would say that, i'm a typical skeptical Aries which i aim to stay because i don't really fancy being a Pisces, they seem a bit wet which kinda makes sense as they are depicted by a fish.
I would say if your birthday falls between 29 November and 17 December and are one of the new Ophicuchus types, your horoscope will be to avoid handling snakes today, and tomorrow, and for the forseeable future.
New Zodiac:
Capricorn:20 Jan to 15 Feb
Aquarius: 16 Feb to 11 Mar
Pisces: 11 Mar to 18 Apr
Aries: 18 Apr to 13 May
Taurus: 13 May to 21 Jun
Gemini: 21 Jun to 20 Jul
Cancer: 20 Jul to 10 Aug
Leo: 10 Aug to 16 Sept
Virgo: 16 Sept to 30 Oct
Libra: 30 Oct to 23 Nov
Scorpio: 23 Nov to 29 Nov
Ophiuchus: 29 Nov to 17 Dec
Sagittarius: 17 Dec to 20 Jan
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