As the second president and one of the Founding Fathers, i helped author the Declaration of Independence and while in a bit of a tiff with the French, passed the Alien and Sedition Acts, which said American citizens were no longer allowed to say anything nasty about the government and as President, i could also deport any individual who was from France, or any individual who someone heard say something nice about France.
My real hatred though was towards the British and i hear that they are still whining now.
They moan about us and what we have done in the United States after we kicked them out and bitch and moan about everything, such as their flag.
The Union Flag will be hung up any damn way we wish so stop bitching about it being upside down. If there was meant to be a right way up you should have made it simpler and beer should to be served cold. The warm, flat drink you call beer is properly termed 'ale' and the FDA have determined it to be unfit for human consumption.
They should also learn the difference between crackers, cookies and biscuits to avoid causing unnecessary confusion.
Why they are still hunting with dogs i will never understand, as if hunting with a pick-up truck, some six-packs of beer, two coonhounds and enough guns and ammo to equip a private militia isn't good enough for them and talking of guns, what really gets me is the lack of firearms in citizens homes over there in Limeyland.
You are grown up's so you should be able to own a weapon for legitimate reasons such as gunning down the population of a small town in self-defense.
God Blessed America but he obviously blew a great big raspberry at Great Britain.
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