Picking A New Head Of State

I'm not sure that some of the people answering a poll of if they could pick anyone, who would they want as head of state if they abolished the monarchy really understood the question because Prince William topped the survey with the Queen third choice.
The broadcaster Sir David Attenborough was second and it comes on the back of that interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle who spilled the beans on what life in the British Royal Family was really like.
Also towards the top choices was Boris Johnson, Stephen Fry, Chris Packham, Joanna Lumley, Jeremy Clarkson and 4% even said they would pick themselves as the elected head of state and that would be my choice, Lucy P for President and i can step in and do the living in one of the many Palaces and drive around in a carriage waving at people every couple of days and appearing on the back of coins.
Maybe we can all take it i turns and have a week each but the Monarchy needs to be overthrown because it costs a fortune, is bloated, slow and largely clueless and that's just Prince Andrew.