Is That A Fun Size Mars Bar In Your Pocket?

I have long said that the most profitable place to open a clinic that specializes in penis enlargement operations would be next to a gun range as it may be men with small genitals that like to play with guns but the queues at gun shops and sports car garages may me growing soon because science has found that thanks to stupidly polluting our own planet, penises are getting smaller.
Environmental and reproductive scientist Dr Shanna Swan has said that humankind is facing an 'existential crisis' because genitals are becoming distorted and affecting fertility levels due to industrial chemicals used in everyday products 'altering male reproductive development'.
The problem is apparently down to phthalates, a chemical used in making plastics which is making its way into the food chain and therefore into the human body and reduces the male bodies capacity for producing sperm and she believes that most men won't be able to produce fertile sperm by 2045.
A 2017 study showed that sperm count in the West was down 50% in the past forty years but it is the thought that some Paul's, Leslie's and Robert's are already not far away becoming Paula, Lesley and Roberta that will shake the XY chromosome contingent the most but in other science news, scientists have developed artificial sperm so it may not be such a problem for the XX Contingent.
With the removal of their purpose, men's place could be looking very shaky but i don't think we could do without men altogether as we women will still need them, there will always be bottle's to be opened, shopping bags to be carried and cars to be parked that we have left in the road because the parking space was too small so stop worrying.