Don't Cancel Your Plans Just Yet

Got any plans for September 11th, 14th and 26th? If so you may want to make sure you have kept the receipt to get your money back because a time traveller from 2714 has come back to warn us to stay at home those days.
A self proclaimed time traveller has turned up on TikTok and has been the recipient of much ridicule so he has responded with a request for proof by saying 'you still don’t believe I am a real time traveller from the year 2714, so remember these three dates in September'.
Those dates are September 11th when an alien ship lands and kidnaps 4,000 earthlings then on the 14th when the first ever category 6 hurricane slams into the US East Coast and then the 26th September when a chimpanzee is able to talk because of a mutation in its vocal cords.
The time traveller did claim that aliens were going to land on Earth on 11th August and start a war with humanity and i am sure that would have been mentioned on the News and in the papers unless i missed it, the Olympics were on the time so it is possible.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there won't be 4,000 missing humans, the inhabitants of the US East Coast won't need to strap themselves in from a Category 6 hurricane and a chimp won't be verbally explaining the best way to peel a banana but boy will my face be red if i wake up on the 11th and find myself and 3,999 others in a spaceship destined for Alpha Centuri.