What Will The Right Wing Watch Now?

The right wing are missing many things such as brain-cells, morals and intelligence but something the British right wing is not missing is a News Channel which panders to their misguided beliefs because they have the brand spanking new GB News which promised to represent the things the 'woke channels' don't but if you are a right winger you had better be quick because it is sinking faster than Prince Andrews reputation.
The brains behind the channel was Andrew Neil but the lead presenter and chairman has officially quit after 'taking a break' two months ago but he is only the latest name to flounce off since the launch which has amused us all with backbiting, technical problems, collapsing scenery, no viewers, advertisers pulling their adverts, briefing wars against presenters who are either 'not right wing enough' and those who are 'too far right' and amidst all that the jolly old British public keep sending in prank emails from people
claiming to be called names like Mike Hunt, Mike Oxlong, Cleo Torez, Tess Tegel and Hugh Janus.
With Neil now off to pursue other interests (aka crawling back to the BBC), the channel is free to turn into the UK equivalent of Fox News although Neil always denied they were aiming that low but now the channel has drafted in professional gobshite Nigel Farage and a bunch of his loony UKIP and Brexit pals to beef up the content, Fox News is hilariously where it is heading.
If nothing else the almost non-existent viewing figures indicates that the number of gammon-faced, frothing at the mouth right wing idiots in the UK is small and as the channel could very well be out of business soon, you will need to be quick if you want to see it unless Dave or the Comedy Channel step in.