I did my bit, i invented the Diesel engine with the idea that my invention would foster social equality and peace between all nations as i explained when i premiered it at the 1900 World's Fair in Paris with one of the main benefits of my engine being that it would enable small-time craftsmen and artisans to compete with the new industry behemoths that were beginning to eek them out of business.
The last thing that i had in mind was that my engine should power tanks and other war contraptions and pollute the atmosphere, i designed it to run on peanut oil and other biofuels but the Capitalists got hold of it and ruined it and the planet, nice one morons.
There was many pluses to Socialism, you get a cool song sung to the tune of a Christmas Carol and Socialism comes in any colour you want as long as it's red and Albert Einstein thought it was a good idea and if the brainiest man who has ever lived decides that Socialism is the way to go you know you have backed the right horse, or German physicist. What's not to like?
So if your child struggles to read even the most basic literature, have no concern for their fellow man, they don't like to share and appear to be intellectually backwards while refusing to recycle, question climate change or have a view that supports the fairness of the Capitalist system then don't bother trying to persuade them of the value of Socialism, they are already lost.
My death has been the subject of much conjecture and i am not sure myself what happened but the question of suicide has been raised but i was aboard a German Ship heading to a meeting with the Royal British Navy to discuss powering the British ships with my diesel engine after refusing to grant the German forces the rights to use my invention for their ships so what do you think?
I am spinning in my grave whenever someones thinks that i would kill myself and spinning significantly more efficiently than Karl Benz and the rest of the internal combustion engine guys.
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