The Search For Conservative Partie's Moral And Empathy

At the end of an extensive worldwide investigation, i can today confirm that we have tracked down the Conservative Governments missing morals and empathy, bringing to an end the intense speculation that surrounded its unexpected disappearance during the Theresa Coffey interview where she exclaimed that she was 'extremely happy' with the £20 removal of Universal Credits and people could make up the extra
money by just working longer hours.
Coffey earns £149,437 and receives a further £10k a year rental income from a second home but i was contacted this afternoon by the Conservative Parties morals and empathy who both condemned Boris Johnson's repressive regime.
'It's terrible! The way we are treated at the moment is an absolute disgrace' said morals, 'We are ignored, sidelined. We don’t have the opportunities open to us that are there for others such as greed, ignorance and indifference'.
Empathy continued his rant saying 'Compared to Unscrupulous and prejudice we’re like third-class citizens, and don’t get me started on corruption'.
'Johnson has never shown one iota of interest in our feelings. We are just left in a cupboard most of the time' Morals added 'Put it this way, our lives are miserable, i just don't see any future for us with the Conservative Party. It's sad times indeed'.
At the time of writing, the search for the Conservative Parties honesty and fairness continues.