Whitty v Minaj

Usually, whenever Boris Johnson is holding a press conference, the only bollocks is what comes out of his mouth but this week it was Chief Medical Officer Chris Whitty talking bollocks, or rather talking about Niki Minaji's.
Asked a question about the rapper spreading nonsense about her cousin's friends testicles swelling up after having the Covid vaccination, The Trinidad Health Authority came out to say that they were unaware of anyone on the island suffering from that particular medical difficulty and to be fair you would surely notice someone walking gingerly to the chemist for a bucket of Sudocream and Whitty poo-pooed it and said she was talking nonsense and should be ashamed and Boris Johnson also commented saying he wasn’t aware who she was.
Rather than doing some research by reading peer-reviewed academic journals on the safety of Covid vaccines with regards to sprouting unfeasibly large testicles, Minaj fought her way past her cousin's friends gigantic balls to find her phone and deciding not to take on the professor, fellow of the Royal College of Physicians, fellow of the Academy of Medical Sciences, Companion of the Order of the Bath and Ebay seller of 'Next Slide Please' mugs, but tweeted that she forgave Johnson and 'loved him' and his accent followed by ugh! Yassss boo!!!
Now i don't know if Minaj's ugh! Yasss boo!!! was an attempt at British but she did later put out a voice mail which did have quite a decent British accent admittedly although the references to Margaret Thatcher who hasn't been in the news since leaving office 30 years ago show that her dedication to British politics only stretches to current Coronavirus briefings.   
Minaj may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but even she should know that if you want to mock a British accent, you use phrases such as 'tally ho, i say old chap fancy a cuppa' for posh British, for chav British it's 'oi init bruvv, we goin hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv' and 'right, i'm off up the frog and toad to the rub a dub dub to get well Brahm's and List' for cockneys.   
I would go easy on the loving Boris Johnson though because we can forgive many things over here but loving the poor man's Donald Trump we could never forgive.