Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Bin Laden's Hat

Arsenal fan and major International Terrorist Osama Bin Laden was last seen slipping off the side of an American battleship in May 2011 but the official Pakistani Osama Bin Laden report has thrown up some interesting points. 
Around 2002, a Pakistani traffic policeman stopped the Al Queada leader for speeding but let him of with a ticking off and let him drive away again and the most searched for man in history evaded detection from from the Worlds most sophisticated satellite and surveillance systems by wearing a cowboy hat. 
The third floor was built illegally without planning permission but due to staff shortages in the local town planning office department, it wasn't tackled.  
Unbelievably that the most recognisable and hunted man on the planet managed to evade capture for a decade simply by wearing a big hat but then the CIA may have been confused by the Arsenal fans singing 'Osama, woah-woah, Osama, woah-waoh, he's hiding in Kabul, he loves the Arsenul'.
The Gooners got it wrong because he was in Abbotaland in Pakistan not Afghanistan. Nor was he, as one Spurs fan said, hiding undisturbed in Arsenal's trophy cabinet since 2005.
If i was Edward Snowden i would be looking up the telephone number for the local Moscow hat shop straight away. 


Anonymous said...

he does not rock that hat...


Lucy said...

He couldn't have chosen a more American hat if he had tried which seems a bit weird because i imagine GWB wore one as well.