Tuesday, 9 July 2013
Bin Laden's Hat
Around 2002, a Pakistani traffic policeman stopped the Al Queada leader for speeding but let him of with a ticking off and let him drive away again and the most searched for man in history evaded detection from from the Worlds most sophisticated satellite and surveillance systems by wearing a cowboy hat.
The third floor was built illegally without planning permission but due to staff shortages in the local town planning office department, it wasn't tackled.
Unbelievably that the most recognisable and hunted man on the planet managed to evade capture for a decade simply by wearing a big hat but then the CIA may have been confused by the Arsenal fans singing 'Osama, woah-woah, Osama, woah-waoh, he's hiding in Kabul, he loves the Arsenul'.
The Gooners got it wrong because he was in Abbotaland in Pakistan not Afghanistan. Nor was he, as one Spurs fan said, hiding undisturbed in Arsenal's trophy cabinet since 2005.
If i was Edward Snowden i would be looking up the telephone number for the local Moscow hat shop straight away.