He's Creepy And He's Kooky

John Kerry was on the television this morning saying something about North Korea and how upbeat he was about something or other but then he is always upbeat about something.
He always seems to turn up in another country and babbles something and then goes away again leaving everyone to wonder why the guy from the Adams Family was there in the first place because nobody really listens to him, they just get the tune to the Adams family running through their head instead.
I did it this morning, here he was talking about China and North Korea and all we did was have a discussion about whether he looked more like Herman Munster or Lurch.
By the time we had decided it was Lurch he was gone and what he had said had disappeared into the ether but as all he has achieved during his time as Secretary of State was making a gaffe that prevented America killing thousands of Syrians, it probably wasn't worth listening to anyway.