According to all the paintings i have seen, Heaven is a lovely place but if you have ever wondered just what makes it so nice then you can stop because it is down to a strict immigration and a wall to keep the bad types out so says the people at the Conservative Political Action Conference
(CPAC) conference, America's version of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
The Conference's name is: 'If Heaven Has a Gate, A Wall, and Extreme Vetting, Why Can’t America? which fails the catchy title test but ticks all the boxes for 'large amount of mind altering drugs consumed beforehand'.
Of course we could just answer their question and move on by answering 'because heaven is a fairy story you god bothering nutters' but some people have come a long way to listen to days of right wing madness and the caterers have already made three days worth of sandwiches so let's keep that gem to the end as a nice surprise for them, just after the speech on 'If God hates Gays, why shouldn't we'
and just before 'How to make your own Adam and Eve from the mud in your garden'.