Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Windsor's And Trump's Uncomfortably Similar

Quite rightly Theresa May is getting an impressive amount of abuse from all quarters for her ill-thought invite to the new American President to come to our shores and meet the Royal Family and at first thought it seems fair, he is a awful person but then you think about who he will be coming to meet, you start to wonder just how much they both have in common.
So he's a steaming racist but then so is Prince Philip who asked an Aborigine if they still threw spears at each other, told a British student in China that if she stayed there much longer, she’ll go home with slitty eyes and said that his Palaces wiring was so bad it was probably put in by an Indian.
Sleazy scandals involving prostitutes and Trump told us he was a self-confessed sex pest but the Windsor's have Prince Andrew hanging around, dated a porn actress and the same Prince Andrew who is best buddies with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and was himself accused of having sex with an underage prostitute. Then there was that infamous phone call where Charles told his mistress Camilla that he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon. Finally, Prince Andrew's wife 'Fergie' was splashed across the papers when a photographer caught her laying by the pool, getting her toes sucked by a man who wasn't her husband.
Trumps is a renown fan of Adolf Hitler fan, reads his books and everything but who can forget those front pages where Prince Harry rocked up at a friend's fancy dress party in full Nazi uniform and those pictures of the Queen Mother giving Nazi salutes wasn't revealed in the papers all that long ago.
Trump hates the media, the Windsors blame them for the death of Princess Diana and Prince Harry has physically hit out  reporters on more than one occasion and they all complains about them at every opportunity, especially when Kate decides to stand around on balconies topless.
He has a golden throne, she has a real one in  Palace and while he may have five children by three different women, Anne and her husband, Prince Andrew and his wife and Diana and Charles were 
at it like jackhammers with people who were not there spouses and just as an additional tidbit,
Prince Harry looks very much like one of the people we know for sure Diana was sleeping with at the time she got pregnant and while married to Prince Charles don't you think?
All in all they have many similarities to chew over if the Trump can make it down the staircase of Air force One but it shows that America isn't the only place that has stupid, unqualified person to lead them just because they were born into wealth and power, we just call them the Royal Family here.

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