Why would the Prime Ministers Office put out such a statement that Donald Trump has a fear of stairs and slopes if not to add to the very long list of things to make fun of him for.
Downing Street officials claimed the infamous hand holding session between Trump and Theresa May during her visit was due to 'the President's phobia of stairs and slopes led him to grab the prime minister's hand as they walked down a ramp at the White House'.
So what are we supposed to do with this information that him being a racist, misogynist, Hitler reading, sex molester, orange moron with silly hair who enjoys piss parties with prostitutes and mocking the disabled doesn't already cover?
Well we could add to it illiterate because there are growing whispers that Trump has the reading level of a small child.
It has been noticed (by others i hastily add) that the 70 year old makes numerous excuses to avoid having to read or write anything and a clip of him struggling with a hymn sheet before putting it down is put forward for consideration as well as the hilariously badly spelt Tweets where he made even more of a fool of himself.
It is something worth considering that maybe he misread the instruction to grab ladies pursies, to build a Mexican Mall and stop Asian Muslin's entering the country to help the US textile industry.
Could also be that he is just a sex molesting racist who can't read and has not grasped the concept of stairs but let's see how this one plays out.