Hi, William Taft here, i topped the scales at 25 stone or 350 pounds but it's not easy staying in shape when you're a busy President and something i could have done with was a workout DVD but we didn't have DVD Players back in my day but i could have made a fortune flogging my own, i would have called it 'So you want a body like President Taft's...The ultimate Workout DVD for anyone who want's to be wider than they are tall'.Over 90 minutes i would show you how to sit all day and then sit some more and then once you had mastered that we could have moved onto advanced sitting.
Now let's exercise those legs by swinging them under a chair as we sit and at the same time we can recreate my famous bathtub exercise, don't forget to make sure that you are wedged in firmly before waving your arms around helplessly and hollering for six strong men to come and pull you out.
Okay, time to try some dips and while we are doing that, keep an eye out for Latin American tyrants we can prop up and those ones we can remove if they don't do as we say.
Now some real exercise for the bum, thighs and tum and while we are doing that, let's sack most of the black office holders in federal jobs, can't be accused of racism in the workplace if there are no black people in the workplace to be racist to.
Exhausting work this so if you are hungry after the workout, follow the President Taft diet plan and learn the secrets of how i stayed so out of shape, yes you to can have a body that only looks good in a large sack.
During my adult years i doubled in size and you can too, you need my DVD, not available at any shopping malls.
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