Thoughtful folk us British which is why Channel 4 has taken a decision to help our friend and most well liked relatives, the Canadians who face a potential predicament in the near future.
When Donald Trump enjoyed a number of wins on Super Tuesday the number of American Google searches for 'How to Move to Canada' spiked by 1500% so in the event of the Trumpster becoming President, us British have began putting the wheels in motion to build a wall between the USA and Canada to calm the fears of Canadians that their country will face an influx of yanks.
Adam Hills is the man behind the project , called 'Bricking It For Canada' and explained on his Last Leg Show that the problem with fleeing Americans is that: 'They are harder to look after than any other refugees because they need way more food. Plus Americans don’t speak basic English, they carry more guns and they refuse to assimilate with other cultures'.
A website has been set up at Bricking it for Canada and at the time of writing, the campaign had already seen 750,889,382 of the estimated 1,545,454,550 bricks required to wall off Canada although so popular is the website that it keeps crashing.
As America has previous experience of voting in fruitcakes and loonytunes (Reagan, GWB twice!!) this is not a threat that we should take lightly so please go to the website and pledge a brick to help keep Americans where they belong, in America.