Today is Easter Sunday. Happy Easter.
It also marked the bi-annual changing of the clocks so this time they went forward and we all lost an hour but in a remarkable error, i accidentally got carried away and put the clocks forward to 2018. Doh!
As i am here i decided to take a look around and buy a newspaper to catch up with what is happening in 2018.
The newspaper headline was 'Record numbers of American's are sneaking into Mexico for jobs. Trump builds wall to keep them in' which answered my question about who won the Presidency race.
On the inside page was a piece about archaeologists finding the missing final page from the bible which says 'all characters are fictional and any resemblance with anyone living or dead is coincidental'.
The 2018 Helsinki Climate Summit ended with an agreement to sign a pledge to hold another meeting to consider changing course at a date yet to be determined' and in a surprising turn up, Osama Bin Laden sent out a new video to prove he was still alive.
In it he mentions Liverpool's poor run of form which has seen them slip down the league recently but British intelligence dismissed it saying: 'That could have been recorded anytime in the last 8 years'.
I just had time to read that Prime Minister Boris Johnson was excited when the newest British city was to be named after him until someone pointed out that there was already a place called Twatt in the Orkney Islands.