Monday, 28 March 2016

Stay There Dave

Britain does have its critics and justifiably so in some cases but nobody can doubt our sense of humour.
A petition has been raised to prevent prime minister David Cameron from re-entering the country following his Easter holiday in Lanzarote and has been signed by over 22,000 people.
Cameron is currently on holiday with wife Samantha on the Spanish island - where on his previous visit two years ago he was hilariously stung by a jellyfish following what he deemed 'a tough week' dealing with the fallout from Iain Duncan Smith's resignation.
However, a petition to be delivered to home secretary Theresa May, would prefer it if Cameron did not return from his trip.
It reads: 'David Cameron presents a clear and present danger to the short, medium and long term interests of the country. As such, the UK should institute a temporary ban on his return to Britain at the conclusion of his holiday in Lanzarote.'
Great stuff, sorry Spain but you may have to keep him there, just keep him away from any pig farms.


Keep Life Simple said...

Was that post supposed to be humorous?

Keep Life Simple said...

Maybe you had to be there... Now Churchill was a funny sob

Falling on a bruise said...

It made me smile

Keep Life Simple said...

Ok I admit it was clever