Saturday, 19 March 2016

From Snails To God

Not sure what the favourite tipple is in Texas but i think Wayne Propst may have had a few too many as whilst digging in his aunt’s garden he apparently found hard evidence of Noah’s flood.
What Mr Propst found was snail fossils which he immediately attributed to the Biblical deluge which seems to have culminated in his Aunties Garden all those years ago.
To gain scientific verification for his discovery, he sent an email about his find to the owner of the
Creationist Museum that he had dug up something that dated back to when God destroyed the earth and the Museum immediately verified the fossils as remnants of God wrath despite having never seeing them.
'From Noah’s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get' said Prost before continuing to sweep his aunt's garden to try and find any other biblical artifacts.
As he is searching he may also want to try and find his dignity, common sense and that bit of brain that seems to have shaken loose somehow and leads him to believe his Auntie Sharon's garden was the disembarkation place of Noah's boat.

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