Wednesday 20 May 2020

Plump Trump

Nancy Pelosi has said that Donald Trump is morbidly obese and at 243lb (17.3 stone, 110.2kg) he is the third weightiest President ever to haul his wide load into the Oval Office after William Taft followed by Grover Cleveland but at 6ft 3in, Trump’s BMI would be 34 which the NHS would class as obese and you would need to have a BMI above 40 to be morbidly obese so Nancy got it wrong, he is just obese.
Plump Trump is not the most overweight World leader though, North Korea's well upholstered Kim Jung Un breaks the scales at 290 lb (20.7 stone, 130kg, ) which takes some doing in a country where most are starving and Nicolas 'Meaty' Maduro, the President of Venezuela, Baron 'Wide-load' Waqa of Nauru and Samoa's beefy Tuilaepa Malielegaoi are all in the same sturdily built league and you wouldn't want to be in their way when the buffet opened.
Our very own Boris 'jelly belly' Johnson weighed in at 17 stone 7 lbs when he was admitted at St Thomas' with Coronavirus and with the way his Government is coming under increasing pressure over their mishandling of the crisis, he has a lot on his plate in both ways.
In response to Pelosi's observations that Trump may have a bit of a weight problem, he called her: 'a sick woman' with 'a lot of mental problems' to which the proper response should be 'She's mental? You suggested people drink bleach you orange dingbat'.
As it is he admitted to taking a malaria drug that is not recommended by his own medical staff and actually led to more deaths when tested in hospital so the race is on whether it is his obesity or the drugs which will do for him first, i'm no paramedic but my money is on the arteries rebelling because judging by the pictures, the only way he would be 17.3 stone is if like his head, his legs were also hollow.

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