This is a note to my previous self, today is March 1st so you have 23
days to do the following before the actions of one man in China eating a
Pangolin stops the world in it's tracks. I can't say too much due to
Space/Time continuum limitations so don't ask, just do the following:
The
first and most important thing is get your hair done, it is going to be
at least July until hairdressers are open again and by then your dark
roots will be exposing your little white lies that your hair is
'naturally that colour'.
Go to the e-liquid shop and buy as many
bottles as you can fit in your bag. The Postmen and Postwomen will still
be around but with a skeleton staff it will be at least a week between
ordering it online and it coming through our door so doing your usual
trick of waiting until you have one bottle left is not an option.
Buy
hand sanitiser, buy masks, buy flour, buy shares in Zoom, buy batteries
but most importantly buy toilet Roll, for some reason everyone goes mad
for toilet roll so at least a four nine roll packs should last,
actually make it 5 packs, there is that mid April night with the dodgy
curry and your husbands even dodgier stomach.
Don't plan anything for
your birthday, it will be you, a pot noodle and a Cherry Bakewell that
the kids found in the back of the cupboard with a candle stuck in it.
Happy Birthday btw, oh and don't worry about what you are going to get
Connor and Abi for their wedding gift.
Don't pass on that invite to
go out to Carluccio’s for dinner arounbf the 14th, make the most of
eating something someone else has cooked and before the person who
cooked it is working at a supermarket. Then when you get home, sell
shares in Carluccio's, Virgin and Shearings.
That's about it for now, keep me safe.
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