Tuesday 5 May 2020

Premier League Still Undecided

The Premier League have been in discussions on how they are going to finish the football season but they have yet to reach any agreements because the clubs towards the bottom of the league want relegation scrapped and will literally pick up their ball and take it home if they don't agree to it.
As i'm no fan of Leeds, i don't care about them missing out on promotion if nobody is relegated, feel a bit sick for WBA though, their manager Slavan Bilic is brilliantly mad. 
Today's proposal is that games will be over 70 minutes rather than the normal 90 and be played at a neutral venue, behind closed doors to deter large crowds from turning up, so no fans, a sterile environment, they could just play every game at Tottenham's stadium but other suggestions include a decommissioned oil rig and somewhere unaffected by the virus which leaves pretty much the North and South Poles and who wouldn't want to see John Terry mauled by a polar bear as he stands on the sidelines.
One solution could be Richard Branson is looking to offload his island to keep his airplane fleet going, the Premier League need somewhere in the middle of nowehere to play their games...where's the issue?
It does seem that the Premier League is going to leave no stone unturned to get this football season finished but they know that for all their planning, one footballer goes down with Coronavirus and that's the final whistle on that.
Maybe they should get one player from each team who is really good at FIFA 20 and play it out that way or just cancel the season and dish out the trophies alphabetically, as an Arsenal fan i would reluctantly accept that for the good of the game you understand.

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