Donald Trump asking Denmark if they would sell Greenland to America and being told by the Danish to go boil his head was my highlight of the summer, mostly because it annoyed the tiny handed American President enough for him to stamp his tiny feet and call off a planned visit to the Scandinavian nation.
Utter madness indeed but there are a few theories why the President came up with yet another harebrained scheme in the first place such as being a sign that he has lost the plot but for that to be true he had to have a plot to lose in the first place.
Other theories are that it was purely a distraction as the American economy is tanking but the one which rings with the most truth is that Barack Obama is also going to Denmark soon and the previous President is far more popular there unlike Mr Trump who was due to face demonstrations and protests.
That the man he so obviously hates would be greeted with adulation just a few weeks after he himself was greeted with signs mocking his hair/weight/skin/racism/intelligence would be too much for such a thin skinned child man, so the rejected Greenland bid handed him the prefect ready made excuse to cancel.
As Obama's trip to Denmark was announced two days before Trump belched out the buying Greenland idea, it does make sense but we can now add Denmark to the growing list of countries where Trump isn't welcome, amusingly that also increasingly includes his own, but i'm sure he can watch his predecessor being greeted with such warmness in Denmark on Fox News next month.
2 comments:
Care to point out the dubious facts i used?
Are my dubious facts that Trump didn't ask Denmark to sell Greenland or he never called off a visit to Denmark or Obama isn't going to Denmark as they are the only 'facts' i used?
Maybe your use of the word 'facts' is the dubious thing as everything apart from the theories is factually correct.
Yep you are and you said it.
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