Sunday, 17 July 2016

Call Buffy!!

Donald Trump has named his running partner and it is Mike Pence who looks a very nice chap, don't know much about him but i am sure if he turns out to be as racist or dumb as his boss then we will soon know.
Look, here he is having a nice dinner with his wife Karen and daughter Charlotte in a lovely family photograph in a restaurant.
You an tell he is not yet very well known because in the mirror you can see other families just going about their meals and leaving the wannabe vice president, his wife and...hang on, where's his daughters reflection?
Pence and his wife’s reflections can both be seen, but Charlotte’s is non-existent which means one of two things, either there's another very similar looking family at the table next to them or Charlotte is a vampire.
Engaging the principle of Occam's Razor that the simplest answer is usually the correct one, it is obvious that Rebecca is a reanimated corpse that feeds on the blood of sleeping persons at night.  
I also notice that she doesn't seem to be having anything to eat in front of her so i have seen enough episodes of Buffy, True Blood and and Scooby Doo to know that in the midst of America is a truly evil and dangerous individual capable of malevolent and harmful actions but we already knew that about Donald anyway but if Rebecca turns out to be a vampire, then might be best she isn't trusted either.

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