Friday, 15 July 2016

Helping To Increase The Trump IQ

As marketing stunts go, Indian tea firm, Te-A-Me Tea company, has come up with a stonker.
The companies Green Tea is said to increase your intelligence so they have sent a four year supply to the most unintelligent person they could think of, Donald Trump.
'Dear Mr Trump, namaste from India, we are sending you lots and lots of natural green tea' TE-A-ME said in an online video, 'It fights against harmful free radicals. It helps purify mind and body and regain a healthy balance. It has also proven to make people smarter. Please Mr Trump drink the tea. For your sake, for America’s sake, for the world’s sake'. 
The 6.000 tea bags is enough to let Trump drink three cups a day for four years and the company has said that if Trump runs out of tea, it is more than happy to supply more.
Hopefully the Trumpster will take them up on their offer to increase his brain power but i fear that all the green tea in India won't shift the Republican nominations IQ score above that of the box the tea bags came in but it was a nice try.

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