Sunday, 10 July 2016

Jesus On My Mobile? Yes Please!

It has always been my opinion that if there is a God, what with all the natural disasters in the World, he sure did a crap job of things and my view is only strengthened by the lack of decent wifi hotspots. He must have cut enough corners to have had some time left over to make sure i had a decent signal on my mobile phone but instead he used that time to make wasps and mosquitoes instead, the divine idiot.
Still, there are those who overlook the cowboy job he did and spend each morning refreshing themselves on who begat who by poring over the Bible but that's so last Century because now there is an app that sends you texts straight from Jesus.  
Acts 17:11 says 'Now these Jews were more noble than those in Thessalonica; they received the word with all eagerness, examining the Scriptures daily to see if these things were so' but now even Thessalonican Jews can examine the scriptures daily because for a fee you can get an inspirational quite from Jesus sent to you every day.
Quotes such as: 'Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law'.
Okay, so maybe that isn't the best example but as he is the son of a man who got angry and killed everybody on Earth except Noah and his family, what do you expect? 
Now all religious folk can get Jesus into their lives and onto their mobile phone and let 21st Century technology keep up their 15th Century viewpoints (if they have decent phone reception).

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