Boris Has A Cunning Plan

In the Police Squad comedy series, then was a man who took himself hostage, held a gun to his own head and threatened to shoot himself unless the police backed off, which the police did with the alone 'He's just crazy enough to do it' and that comes to mind with the UK Governments handling of the Brexit negotiations which are quietly slipping under the radar as the Coronavirus pandemic rolls back into the UK.
Following Boris Johnson's promise that he had a Brexit deal 'oven ready', it translates the oven was not only switched off but was still in Curry's shop window as we learnt long ago that Boris not only lies but then lies about the lies he told as the Brexit negotiations come apart at the seams like the waistband on a pair of Donald Trump's trousers.  
After four years of agonising ineptness and being told at the start that 'The free trade agreement that we will have to do with the European Union should be one of the easiest in human history', we are on the verge of Britain leaving the most successful trading bloc in the world thanks to the negotiating skills of people like Liam Fox.
That would be the Liam Fox who Boris described as a leading light of the Conservative Brexit Negotiating Team but by leading light he obviously meant a single bulb swinging from the ceiling of an empty shed.
So thanks to the brains trust running things, if we press ahead with no deal on the back of a pandemic the UK Population could very well kick off 2021 by fighting over bog roll again, those who are not dead and dying through the lack of medication anyway but i do have a theory which ties things together very neatly.
The usually tight fisted Conservatives have been making suspiciously free with the cheque-book during the pandemic, hundreds of billions of pounds spent on furlough schemes which has almost tanked the UK Economy but now with WTO rules about to be applied and another massive dip in the Treasury coffers, they can hide the no-deal Brexit economic damage coming due to their awful negotiating skills with the Coronavirus economic damage already done.
Very cute but i'm onto you Boris.