Here We Go Again

Boris Johnson being two and a half hours late for his Press Conference was no big deal when you consider the six weeks he has been late calling for the inevitable lock-down everyone saw coming except him.
It was September 21st when the SAGE Comittee told him we need a nationwide lock-down of two weeks to prevent the cases rises exponentially but Boris ummed and erred and waffled about local lock-down tier systems but the Virus refused to play ball and now cases in England are so high that it is going to take a lock-down of double that time, a minimum of four weeks, to bring it back under control.
There was a risk of the NHS being over-run by people with eyeball strain with all that eye rolling when he said he had confidence that he would very soon be rolling out rapid turnaround testing across the country, if it is anything like his world beating test and trace system he shouldn't bother, his podium sign may have said Hands-Face-Space but it was more Hands-Face-Smack.
Right, as the lock-down starts from 12.01am Thursday, still got some time for some toilet roll panic buying.