Monday, 18 April 2016

We Don't LIke Mondays

Someone once said the only things in life you can be certain of are death and paying taxes so the second part obviously rules out it being said by David Cameron's family but although he may dodge paying taxes, he won't avoid casting off the mortal coil because the Grim Reaper visits us all at some point, usually on a Saturday as it turns out.
Researchers have looked at records of deaths between 1999 and 2014 and found that most people die of a heart attack on a Monday, pneumonia or flu on a Tuesday, a car crash, drug overdose or contact with a venomous animal on a Saturday and death from a firearm on a Sunday.
The least amount of deaths occurred on Thursdays so if you are going to drive while suffering with the flu to tangle with a venomous animal, best do it on a Thursday.


Keep Life Simple said...

Well the get half of what they want - tax

Falling on a bruise said...

Well, those who pay it anyway.